my monthly report

Here is my monthly report for work:

Other than sleeping, this is what happens at a typical day at work.

First i start of my day by putting my stuff on the table.
next i will go to the loo, and i will refill my water bottle.

I will go ask for my supervisor for work, and yes the answer is always the same: i will get back to you. And she never gets back.

After that, i will go 'KAYPO' around, than i would play my friends handphone, Tennis. I won the whole tournament already. and i would just slack slack slack.

So what have i learned and done for this past month or so?

1) I became the Starbucks boy. Morgan could you please get the whole department Starbucks to drink? Yes. i am forever stuck with Starbucks, church too.

2) I became mooncake boy. Morgan(goes round every table): Do you want mooncake? there is green tea, chunkey chocolate, original and chocolate baileys mooncakes to choose from?

3) I became the rubbish boy.

Here is only half of the total amount of paper i had to stuff and throw. My hand basically became all redd and painful.

4) I became the toilet boy. I spent alot of time there. tried sleeping there too.

5) I became utility boy. I always go round kapo-ing others and asking if they need help. Everything i also pao-kao-liao.

6) Someone said to me: "Morgan do you want to be part of the wall?"

I dont think i want to be part of the wall. But after today, i can be something else already.

I am part of the chair. Dont you think?

Thus I learned to be a Chair.

To be honest, i learnt quite alot at OCBC. Mostly about Banks stuff which i never knew about. Guess it was good as i have become more knowledgable about deposits, investments and stuff.

yours truly,

ANG BAO BOY

morgan yeo